Saturday Night Live Lyrics
"Young Chuck Norris"

Legend has it he walks among us even now
Alone in a world between dreams and reality
Was he always a fighter?
Was he always a hero?
What do we make of the young Chuck Norris?

Norris used his hands and his feet
And he kicked and he punched with his hands and his feet.
And he kicked and he punched with Mr. Bruce Lee
In Master of Kara-ta-ta-tee.
And he kicked and he flipped some more
Back to Veitnam to settle the score.
Don't forget Walker Texas Ranger
When he kicked and he punched his way from danger.

But, hey, let's turn back time
To younger days (to younger days)
Before all of the fame
And mind games (mind games)
His deeds were no less strengthened.
A man among other men.
The legend of young Chuck Norris
Yeah!

Young Norris used his hands and his feet
And he kicked and he punched with his hands and his feet.
He also ran and jumped in the air.
He was younger so he didn't even care.
Even before his Hollywood fame
He slapped and punched himself a big name.
He was known as Master Chuck.
His last name was Norris and his first name was Chuck.

Roundhouse kick
Chuck Norris
Death-Hold grip
Chuck Norris
Mustached lip
Chuck Norris
Tender kiss
Chuck Norris (Yeah yeah yeah yeah!)

Fathers let your daughters know
Dreams may come and dreams may go.
But a man like Norris never dies.
He lives forever in the children's eyes.

Young Chuck Norris
This is my tribute to thee (tribute to thee)
Live on brave warrior
Into eternity.
Yeah yeah!