Roger Waters Lyrics
"Pros And Cons Of Hitch Hikin1"

An angel on a Harley Pulls
across to greet a fellow rolling stone
Puts his bike up on it's stand
Leans back and then extends
A scarred and greasy hand...
he said He said, how ya doin bro?
Where ya been? Where ya goin'?
Then he takes your hand In some strange
Calafornian handshake And breaks the bone
[Whiny person:]
"Have a nice day, hehe"
A housewife from Encino
Whose husband's on the golf course
With his book of rules Breaks and makes a
'U' and idles back To take a second look at you
You flex your rod Fish takes the hook
Sweet vodka and tobacco in her breath
Another number in your little black book
These are the pros and cons of hitchhiking
These are the pros and cons of hitchhiking
Oh babe, I must be dreaming
I'm standing on the leading edge

The Eastern seaboard spread before my eyes Jump,
says Yoko Ono I'm too scared and too good looking,
I cried Go on, she says Why don't you give it a try?
Why prolong the agony all men must die
Do you remember Dick Tracy? Do you remember Shane?
[Child:]
"And mother wants you."
Could you see him selling tickets
Where the buzzard circles over

[Child:]
"Shane."
The body on the plain
Did you understand the music
Yoko Or was it all in vain?
[Child:] "Shane..."
The bitch said something mystical
(Herro) So I stepped back on the kerb again

These are the pros and cons of hitchhiking
These are the pros and cons of hitchhiking
Oh babe, I must be dreaming again
These are the pros and cons of hitchhiking
These are the pros and cons of hitchhiking
These are the pros and cons of hitchhiking
These are the pros and cons of hitchhiking