Richard Digance Lyrics
"I've Won The Lottery"

I've won the lottery
Richard Digance

Now I've won the lottery; I'm a millionaire,
I've won the lottery; I've won a fair old share,
I haven't been to work this week which hasn't pleased my boss,
I've won the lottery so I couldn't,
I couldn't,
Couldn't, so I couldn't,
I've won the lottery so I couldn't give a toss.

Now I've won the lottery; my dreams have all come true,
I've won the lottery; there's so much I could do,
I'll have to give up working, to see the world a bit,
I've won the lottery so I couldn't,
I couldn't,
Couldn't, so I couldn't,
I've won the lottery so I couldn't give a shit.

I've won the lottery; I'm a millionaire,
I've won the lottery; I've won a fair old share,
I've had to give up working; I'm no longer working class.
I'd like to tell my boss he can shove it,
Shove it
Shove it, he can shove it,
I've won the lottery he can shove it up his arse.

I've won the lottery; now I'm stinking rich,
I can call my boss a bastard and his wife a stuck up bitch.
They'll probably sack me on the spot with a little bit of luck.
I've won the lottery,,,..
so I couldn't,
I couldn't,
I couldn't, so I couldn't,
I've won the lottery so I couldn't give a toss.