Rhett And Link Lyrics
"The Sham-Wow Song"

Hi, it's Vince with ShamWow
You'll be saying wow
Every time you use this towel
it's like a shammy
It's like a towel
it's like a sponge
A regular towel doesn't work wet
This works wet or dry
This is for the house, the car, the boat, the RV
ShamWow
Holds twenty
Times its weight in liquid
Look at this, it just
Does the work
Why do you want to work twice as hard?
Doesn't drip, doesn't make a mess
Wring it out
You wash it in the washing machine
Made in Germany
You know the Germans always make good stuff

You can cut it in half
Use one as a bath mat
Drain your dishes with the other one.

Use one as a towel.
Olympic divers
They use it as a towel.
Look at that
Completely dry

Put a wet sweater
Roll it up
It dries
Here's some cola, wine, coffee cola pet stains
Not only is the damage gonna be on top
There's your mildew
That is going to smell
(See that?)

The most absorbing
We're gonna do this in real time Look at this
Put it on the spill
Turn it over
Without even putting pressure
Fifty percent of the cola right there
You followin me, camera guy?

The other fifty percent, the color starts to come up
No other towel's gonna do that
It acts like a vacuum
And look at this
Virtually drying on the bottom
See what I'm telling ya?

ShamWow!
You'll be saying wow every time!