Reuben Lyrics
"Deadly Lethal Ninja Assassin"

Soft little body
Swollen by the sun
Waiting for the break that he knows will never come
Four brittle limbs weak from under use
And a head full of words
Long green hair, funny looking dude
Big mouth on him and a wicked attitude
And at first impressions he must seem kinda rude
But he does his best, yeah
And anyway
And anyway
And anyway

I wanna be, just like you
Get myself a job and a really cool tattoo
I wanna be, just like you
Get myself a job and a really cool tattoo
I'm walking home, beside you
Your hair is long and blonde and your eyes are both bright blue
I wanna be just like you in all i do

Jimmy got drunk on his way to class
Swinging from the roof showed everyone his ass
And if you ask him why he shakes his head and laughs,
"There was nothing for it"
Stacy got laid boyfriend number one
Took him to her room and had a little fun
She's wearing out her voice, she's telling everyone
And you cant ignore it
And anyway
And anyway
And anyway

I wanna be, just like you
Get myself a job and a really cool tattoo
I wanna be, just like you
Get myself a job and a really cool tattoo
I'm walking home, beside you
Hair is long and blonde and your eyes are both bright blue
I wanna be just like you

Get myself a job and a really cool tattoo
A really cool tattoo
Really cool tattoo
Really cool tattoo
(Don't take it so hard)
Really cool tattoo
(Don't take it so hard)
Really cool tattoo
(Don't take it to heart)
Really cool tattoo
(Don't take it...)

Don't take it so hard
Don't take it so hard

It is only cause i like you
You are everything i wish i could be
And maybe if i'm like you
Baby would you like me?

You're dressed like a victorian at a swimming pool (x5)
(You're dressed, like a deadly lethal ninja assassin)
All in black

I want to be, just like you
Yeah i want to be just like you (x8)
I wanna be just like you, get myself a job and a really cool tattoo
I'll make you Trent Reznor, spinning on his back with a motorized action
You make me a red and black scarf,
Wear it round my neck but no motorised action
No motorised action (x7)