Quincy Punx Lyrics
"Pig Roast"

Theres a party at my place

Bring a healthy appetite and a liter or a case.

We got a barbecue pit out back of the house

Turning on a spit with an apple in his mouth,

Is the walkin' slab of bacon that tried shutting us down.

Now he's basted in beer and turning golden brown

Pig roast! It's my favorite meal

Pig roast! Let's hear you squeal

Pig roast! It's a hell of a deal

'cause doughnut fed porker tastes like milk fed veal.

We were drinking out in the sun,

When this boar in blue showed up to try and spoil our fun

Started out front as a diversion tactic,

While the rest of the guys went up to the attic,

Opened up the window and jumped down on his head,

And they beat him with forty-ouncers till he was dead

Pig roast! It's my favorite meal

Pig roast! Let's hear you squeal

Pig roast! It's a hell of a deal

'cause doughnut fed porker tastes like milk fed veal.

Officer friendly is now an entree.

He's been turning on the rotisserie all day.

Well it looks like the piggy couldn't stand the heat

Now he's just pork, the other white meat

Tenderize him with his own night stick,

And cut him into pork-chops juicy and thick

Pig roast! It's my favorite meal

Pig roast! Let's hear you squeal

Pig roast! It's a hell of a deal

'cause doughnut fed porker tastes like milk fed veal.