Pussy Tourette Lyrics
"Bridgette"

Hi, kids, I'm home
Hi, mommy
How's my little girl today?
I've been a good girl, mommy
Well, that's good news
Honey, where's your brother?
Um
Honey, where is he?
Has your brother been playing dress-up?
I thought so
Young man, you have three seconds to get out of my bathroom
One, two

Baby

Hey, good-looking daddy, lookin' kinda spent
Searchin' for a baby who needs to make the rent
Well, let me show you Bridgette, she'll tower over you
And do just like she tells you and she'll take care of you
She's gonna give you much more, a place to hang your hat
Don't need imagination 'cause she'll take care of that
She'll hit you with a good one, she'll lift you off the floor
She'll leave you with a cold sore
And baby, all you'll really want is more

She's desire for the mother, liar undercover
Fire heathen brother, like no other lover, baby
And she'll treat you good (Uh-huh)
Like nobody could (Uh-huh)
Desire for the mother, liar undercover
Fire heathen brother, like no other lover, baby
And she'll treat you good (Uh-huh)
Like nobody could (Uh-huh)

Baby

She's sweeter than the cupcakes your granny used to bake
But meaner than the daddy that made her belly ache
She's lighter than a feather and smarter than a whip
She's tougher than the leather boa
That she's gonna wrap around your hip

She's desire for the mother, liar undercover
Fire heathen brother, like no other lover, baby
And she'll treat you good (Uh-huh)
Like nobody could (Uh-huh)
Mmm, desire for the mother, liar undercover
Fire heathen brother, like no other lover, baby
And she'll treat you good (Uh-huh)
Like nobody (Uh-huh)
Oh

Desire for the mother, liar undercover
Fire heathen brother, like no other lover (Baby), baby
And she'll treat you good (Uh-huh)
Like nobody could (Uh-huh)
Oh
Desire for the mother, liar undercover
Fire heathen brother, like no other lover (Baby), baby
She'll treat you good (Uh-huh)
Like nobody
Oh