Parliament Lyrics
"Agony Of Defeet"

Oh oh um, man get off my foot, ha-ha! Said, I'mo take my shoes off, ha ha,
and kick up my heels. Hey, just watch me, y'all, umm huh. Said, I'mo take
my shoes off and kick up my heels. Now here I go, OK, hah!

I got some ground work to do (LET'S GO STROLLIN') and I need a little
support. (ON THE DANCE FLOOR.) Heel and toe, (LET'S GO STROLLIN'.) and
just like the grinner, I need just a little more foot, hah!

TRYIN' TO PUT A SIZE TWELVE FOOT IN A SIZE EIGHT SHOE. YOU KNOW
THAT WON'T DO. IT'S LIKE PUTTING ON A FIVE DOLLAR HAT ON A NICKEL
HEAD. IT'S ABOUT THAT HAT RACK.

NOW PROMENADE AND DO-SI-DO. TAKE YOUR PARTNER ACROSS THE
FLOOR, FOOT STOMPIN' TIME, HEEL AND TOE, SIDESTEPPIN', HO!

I'mo take my shoes off (Got to take my shoes off.) and kick up my heels.
Hey, watch me, y'all, here I go. Hey, I'mo take my shoes off and kick up my
heels. I'm not with your smelly feet, see ya, bye!

PARTY TIME, STEP ON IT! COME ON, GIVE UP A DIME, Lord, COOL. Come
on, HEY, IT'S PARTY TIME, yeah hoo! STEP ON IT! COME ON, GIVE UP A
DIME, PARTY TIME! Come on, y'all.

HE'S GOT MORE SOCKS THAN THE OGRE THERE IN THE CORNER. I BELIEVE
IT IS, IT'S A TOE JAM. ARE YOU ANY KIN TO DR. SCHOLL'S? YOU'VE GOT
SOME FUNNY LOOKING TOES. YOU'VE GOT SOME FUNNY LOOKING TOES.
Where'd you get that toe from? Are your toenails over-grown?

'Cause ya see, I got ptomaine and I'm gonna turn it loose on the dance floor
and I'm gonna spread my groove all over you.

I got a ton of feet for you, heh yeah.

I'M GONNA TAKE MY SHOES OFF, yeah. I GOT TO TAKE MY SHOES OFF,
yeah. I'M GONNA TAKE MY SHOES OFF. I GOT TO TAKE MY SHOES OFF, oh.
I'M GONNA TAKE MY SHOES OFF. Well well, I GOT TO TAKE MY SHOES OFF.

Yo, High Toe Silver, away! Lookin' for athletic feet. This is a toe jam session,
ha ha ha haa. I'mo take my shoes off, ha ha ha haa.

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I'MO TAKE MY SHOES OFF, ha ha ha haa, and kick up my heels. (I'VE GOT
TO TAKE MY SHOES OFF.) Now watch it now, here I go. Here I go, y'all, look
at me, ha ha. I'M GONNA TAKE MY SHOES OFF and kick up my heels. (I'VE
GOT TO TAKE MY SHOES OFF.) Oh no, not this smelly feet!

I'm gonna take my shoes off. I've got to take my shoes off.