Noodle Muffin Lyrics
"Funky Pig Maggot"

Oh yeah....

Chorus:

Oh, there's a maggot in my brain
And there's a maggot in my throat
Oh, there's a maggot now I'm lyin' down
And he is stoked
Oh, there's a maggot in my sack
And there's a maggot in my back...

Maggot!! Maggot! Maggot! Maggot!

Verse:

No where to hide
'Cause he's warm inside
That Funky Pig Maggot hanging out in my bones
His smile will tell
He don't mind the smell
He's gone to heaven now I've gone to hell!

Repeat Chorus

Break:

Down!
It won't be long!
Until James Brown
Has a maggot of his own!

I don't feel so good!
I don't feel so good!
I don't feel so all alone!
I don't feel so good!
I don't feel so good!
I don't feel so on my own!

Maggot!! Maggot!

Chorus:

Oh, there's a maggot in my brain
And there's a maggot in my throat
Oh, there's a maggot now I'm lyin' down
And he is stoked
Oh, there's a maggot in my eye
And there's a maggot in my rump
Oh, there's a maggot now I'm feeling cold
and he looks plump
Oh, there's a maggot in my gut
And there's a maggot up my butt
...

Maggot!!
Maggot!!
Maggot!
Maggot!