NOFX Lyrics
"What's The Matter With Kid's Today?"

There's something wrong
With the kids in my neighborhood
They always listen to their moms
They disregard civil disobedience
They'd rather do what they're told
They don't drink or fuck or fight
They sit home, and read, expand their minds

There's something wrong with
The kinds in my cul de sac
Their always go to church
They dress well and they're
Speaking articulate
They show each other respect
They're never late, don't smoke or break rules
They eat right, study hard
And like school
There's something wrong
With the kids in my neighborhood