Nerf Herder Lyrics
"Van Halen"

I bought Van Halen 1.
It was the best damn record I ever owned.
TG&Y, 1978.

Two hand tapping guitar technique,
really got me off,
eruption yah.
Ain't talkin' bout' love.
I'm on fire.

Tomorrow may come,
Tomorrow may never come again.
Can't you hear Jamie cryin'
She's runnin' with the devil.
Oh lord, oh lord.

I bought Women and Children First, Fair Warning,
and Van Halen 2.
Danced the night away.

1984, my favorite record yah, I wore it down.
Might as well jump. Might as well jump.

Tomorrow may come,
Tomorrow may never come again.
Can't you hear Jamie cryin'
She's runnin' with the devil.
Oh lord, oh lord.

Is this what you wanted?
Sammy Hagar. Sammy Hagar.
Is this what you wanted, man?
Dave lost his hair-line, but you lost your cool, buddy.
Cant drive fifty-five.
I'll never buy your lousy records again.
Again, again, never again, never again, never again,
never again, never again, never again, never again,
never again, never again, never again, never again,
never again, never again. NO NO NO!!

Tomorrow may come,
Tomorrow may never come again.
Can't you hear Jamie cryin'
She's runnin' with the devil.
Oh lord, oh lord.

Jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, might as well jump,
jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, might as well jump.