Nerf Herder Lyrics
"I Only Eat Candy"

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I, I don't kill and I don't murder
Or manufacture atomic weapons
And I don't eat meat
And I don't eat vegetables, no no no

'Cause I only eat candy
Ohh I only eat sweets
Yeah I only eat candy my friend
Ohh I, I only eat candy

And I, I don't believe
No I don't believe in your corny old Jesus
And I don't worship Satan
No, not like Charlie and Steve, no no no

'Cause I only eat candy
Ohh, I only eat sweets
Yeah I only eat candy my friend
Yeah I, I only eat candy, yeah

I'm angry!

'Cause I only eat candy
Ohh, I only eat sweets
Yes I only eat candy my good friend
Ohh I, I only eat candy, yeah!

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