Neko Case Lyrics
"Honky Tonk Hiccups"

I got the honky tonk hiccups
Ready, steady, go
I got the honky tonk hiccups
Ready, steady, go
Honky tonk hiccups
Ready, steady, go
I found a cure on the hardwood floor

When I got home from work I was feeling pretty fine
But I started getting hiccups 'round supper time
Held my breath 'til I hit the floor
But the hiccups kept coming
Even more more more

I asked my baby to dive behind a chair
And when I wasn't looking she would give me a scare
I drank a glass of water and I blew into a bag
But the hiccups kept a-comin
A nag nag nag

I got the honky tonk hiccups
Ready, steady, go
I got the honky tonk hiccups
Ready, steady, go
Honky tonk hiccups
Ready, steady, go
I found a cure on the hardwood floor
I found the cure on the hardwood floor

Well I was feeling low, but my baby made me go
Down to the honky tonk and hillbilly show
An hour in the line-up and I finally made the door
But the hiccups kept a-coming
Even more more more

First I heard the music and then I felt a beat
And that's when I knew that the hiccups would retreat
I headed for the dance floor, I really did my best
I did the Rump Jump
I guess the whiskey did the rest

I got the honky tonk hiccups
Ready, steady, go
I got the honky tonk hiccups
Ready, steady, go
Honky tonk hiccups
Ready, steady, go
I found a cure on the hardwood floor

Honky tonk hiccups
Ready, steady, go
I got the honky tonk hiccups
Ready, steady, go
Honky tonk hiccups
Ready, steady, go
I found a cure on the hardwood floor
I found a cure on the hardwood floor
The only cure is a hardwood floor
[Hic!]