Mr. Gasser & The Weirdos Lyrics
"The Ballad Of Eefin Fink"

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Eefin Fink Eefin Fink
Eefin Fink Eefin Fink
The ballad of Eefin Fink
It's a story brave and bold and it's never been told
The ballad of Eefin Fink

He's the hero of our story
And he's the villain too
So naturally the question is "Who"?
Eefin Fink Eefin Fink
The ballad of Eefin Fink

Some people say he did
Some say that he did not
They know he did or didn't
But what?
Eefin Fink Eefin Fink
The saga of Eefin Fink

Just suppose he did it
Let's just suppose for now, OK, he did it
But how?
Eefin Fink Eefin Fink
The legend of Eefin Fink

I think i've seen him do it here
Or was it over there?
If you come here and i go there
Then Eefin Fink is where?
Eefin Fink Eefin Fink
Eefin Fink Eefin Fink
The rumors of Eefin Fink

Some people call him Dipstick
Some call him Ol' Hang Ten
But what they call him didn't matter
It was when
Eefin Fink Dipstick Fink
Eefin Fink Hang-Ten Fink
The adventures of Dipstick Hang-Ten Fink

Some say he ain't been born yet
Some say he'll never die
But one thing makes them all agree
Eefin Fink - Why?

Eefin Fink Eefin Fink
Eefin Fink Eefin Fink
The history of Eefin Fink
The diary of Eefin Fink
The chronicles of Eefin Fink
The confessions of Eefin Fink
The formulas, letters and messages
To say nothing of unauthorised unexpurgated autobiography of Eefin Fink
Has never been told
Never been told
And it ain't gonna be told now, no!