album: Monty Python Sings (1991)
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Inflammation of the foreskin 
Reminds me of your smile 
I've had balanital chancroids 
For quite a little while 
I gave my heart to NSU [Non-Specific Urethritis] 
That lovely night in June 
I ache for you, my darling, 
And I hope you'll get well soon 

My penile warts, your herpes, 
My syphilitic sore, 
Your monilial infection 
How I miss you more and more 
Your dobies itch my scrum-pox 
Ah, lovely gonorrhea 
At least we both were lying 
When we said that we were clear 

Our syphilitic kisses 
Sealed the secret of our tryst 
You gave me scrotal pustules 
With a quick flick of your wrist 
Your trichovaginitis 
Sent shivers down my spine 
I got snail tracks in my anus 
When your spirochetes met mine 

Gonococcal urethritis 
Streptococcal balanitis 
Meningomyelitis 
Diplococcal catholitis 
Epidydimitis 
Interstitial keratitis 
Syphilitic coronitis 
And anterior ureitis. 

My clapped-out genitalia 
Is not so bad for me 
As the complete and utter failure 
Every time I try to pee 
My doctor says my buboes 
Are the worst he's ever seen 
My scrotum's painted orange 
And my balls are turning green 

My heart is very tender 
Though my parts are awful raw 
You might have been infected 
But you never were a bore 
I'm dying from your love, my love 
I'm your spirochætal clown 
I've left my body to science 
But I'm afraid they've turned it down. 

Gonococcal urethritis 
Streptococcal balanitis 
Meningomyelitis 
Diplococcal catholitis 
Epidydimitis 
Interstitial keratitis 
Syphilitic coronitis 
And anterior ureitis.

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