Miranda Lambert Lyrics
"Crazy Ex-Girlfriend"

Well it took me 5 bars, some 30 license plates
I saw her mustang and my eyes filled up with rage
Well I brought my pistol, but I ain't some kind of fool
So I walked right in barehanded
she was on his arm while he was playin' pool
Just like I used to do
She kissed him while I got a beer, she didn't think I'd show up here
I'm a crazy ex-girlfriend

I watched her for awhile, but I didn't like her walk
She came across kinda cheap to me
But hey, how's that my fault
She looked at my man like he didn't have on a stitch
Somebody tell that girl to step up to the plate, I'm gonna pitch
Little bitch
Well them pretty girls can play their game
But they're damn well gonna know my name
I'm a crazy ex-girlfriend

Well I started throwin' things and I scared folks half to death
I got up in his face and smelled whiskey on his breath
I didn't give a second thought to bein' thrown in jail
'Cause baby to a hammer everything looks like a nail
And I was mad as hell

Well them pretty girls they're all the same
But they're damn well gonna know my name
I'm a crazy ex-girlfriend

I'm a crazy ex-girlfriend
I'm a crazy ex-girlfriend
I'm a crazy ex-girlfriend