Michael Penn Lyrics
"Room 712, The Apache"

We took the crowd, you were drunk and I was loud

We pulled a fast one zigzagging around

Made our way to a table straight away

And if you're able

Baby, bet everything you're going to lose

But believe it or not you'll be highly amused

'Cause what's it worth anyway?

It's just another broken part

Give 'em your artificial heart

Pass the hat, chalk up a real debt

Fancy that, I fucking called it

Now we're on a roll, lose some more

Show him it's worth dying for and play your favorite

Baby, bet everything you're going to lose

But believe it or not you'll be highly amused

'Cause what's it worth anyway?

It's just another broken part

Give 'em your artificial heart

Punched the floor and through the door

And baby, may I just say on a side note

Nothing's changed

(Just rearranged for you to fix, you're awesome at it)

But these tricks are just theatrics

Wearing your battery out

So splash your face and put on that gown

It's a race and I'm heading back down

Baby, bet everything you're going to lose

But believe it or not you'll be highly amused

Because what's it worth anyway?

It's just another broken part

And I just can't get the thing to start

Here is my artificial heart