Merle Kilgore Lyrics
"Intro: Hank Williams Junior, Junior"

[Announcer] Oh mighty!
Welcome to the Hank Williams Jr, Bocephus part of the get together
Are you ready?
They're ready

We like to have you meet a guy. I'm sure you've met him many times
He's been with Hank since they were both about that high
He wrote a song called "Wolverton Mountain", "Ring of Fire"
When you get on the whiskey let someone else drive
Merle Kilgore!

[Merle Kilgore]
(Spoken) Well ladies and gentlemen if you didn't know by now
you're setting a little bit of musical history with the number one artist
in the nation Hank Williams Jr.
We're making a live Bocephus album
We want you to raise hell and make a lot of noise tonight
You're gonna be recording with the number one man Bocephus
The man who has eleven gold, three plantinum, the number one
album today, the number one single, and I ain't gonna call Hank
Williams Jr, Junior anymore. Gonna call him Hank

(Sung) I ain't gonna call Hank Williams Junior, Junior anymore
Even though I know what all his daddy done before
Hank weighs close to two hundred pounds and stands about 6'4"
I ain't gonna call Hank Williams Junior, Junior anymore

(Spoken) Ladies and gentlemen the boss of country, Bocephus!
Bocephus is here! Bocephus!