Matt Nathanson Lyrics
"Keeping Up With The Kardashians [Theme Song]"

She got a birds nest upstairs
More height'll get you nothing
Nothin but a captain douche bag.
She got the hips of a hipster
Shes nothin but a high class bus station skank with a weapon.
When she say she want money
She'll take you to the cleaners
She got nothing but the weapon you want
She got the heart of a swamp rat
Tha hasn't had a meal since the very early nineties
For real.Shes gonna eat your soul. I said you're not my girlfriend.
She got cash in the wallet but no one to shout.
I said you're not my girlfriend.
So wont you turn around grab your bags and walk on out.
A late show at my house party
Ass dropping out the bottom of your dress
Sporting 6 inch heels
Where's that new butterfly tattoo on the small of your back
Screaming at me like a KICK ME stamp
A fresh face full of botox, shiny forehead
Check the lipsI can see you got em pumped like Reeboks
What's the deal with your fake tan?
Chest pressed against your chin
Try convince me you were born with those.
She got a heart like stone.