Mansun Lyrics
"The Duchess"

Photographic duchess
Cousin of the queen
I've been infatuated duchess
Since I knew you had the queen

It's the way you move
In castle grounds
You are the cousin
Of the queen for Christ's sake

Duchess, I will like you
And that says a lot for me
I'd like you even better duchess
If she died and you were queen

Regal by appointment
Relation to the queen
I thought you were attractive, duchess
But that clinched it all for me

Sometimes you're here at my side
And sometimes you travel in time
I don't believe that wherever you travel
You'd get an assistant like mine