Los Amigos Lyrics
"This is a Rip-Off"

This is a rip-off!

I'm the Dandy Highwayman
You're too scared to mention
I spend my cash
on looking flash
and grabbing your attention
The Devil take your stereo
and your record collection (woah)
the way you look you'll qualify for next years old age pension

This is a rip-off. (wo-oah)
Your money we will take.
HWOAH!
This is a rip-off (wo-oah)
Not a bullet or a cake.
HWOAH!

I'm the Dandy Highwayman
so sick of being in fashion
the clumsy boots, peekaboo roots
that people think so dashing
so what's the point of robbery when nothing is worth taking?
it's kind of tough to tell a scruff the big mistake he's making

This is a rip-off. (wo-oah)
Your money we will take.
HWOAH!
This is a rip-off (wo-oah)
Not a bullet or a cake.
HWOAH!
And even though you fool your soul your money will be mine
All mine!

We're the Dandy Highwaymen
So tired of excuses
of deep meaning philosophies
where only showbiz loses
We're the Dandy Highwaymen
and here's our invitation
throw your safety overboard and join our insect nation!

This is a rip-off. (wo-oah)
Your money we will take.
HWOAH!
This is a rip-off (wo-oah)
Not a bullet or a cake.
HWOAH!
And even though you fool your soul your money will be mine
All mine! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA