Lee Majors Lyrics
"The Unknown Stuntman"

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Well, I'm not the kind to kiss and tell,
But I've been seen with Farrah.
I've never been with anything less than a nine, so fine.
I've been on fire with Sally Field,
gone fast with a girl named Bo.
but somehow they just don't end up as mine.

It's a death defying life I lead,
I'd take my chances.
I'd die for a living in the movies and tv.
But the hardest thing I'll ever do
is watch my leading ladies,
kiss some other guy while I'm bandaging my knee.

I might fall from a tall building,
I might roll a brand new car,
'Cause I'm the unknown stuntman
that made Redford such a star.

I've never spent much time in school,
but I taught ladies plenty.
It's true I hire my body out for pay. Hey Hey!
I've gotten burned over Cheryl Tieg,
blown up for Rachel Welch.
But when I wind up hittin' the hay,
it's only hay. Hey Hey!

I might jump an open drawbridge,
or Tarzan from a vine,
'Cause I'm the unknown stuntman,
that made Eastwood look so fine.

They'll never make me president,
but I got the best first ladies.
Someday's I got 'em as far as the eye can see. Ouee!
A morning dive with Jacky Smith,
I crash in the night with Cheryl.
But in the end they never stay with me.

I might fall from the Tower Building,
so Burt Reynolds don't get hurt.
I might leap the mighty Canyon,
so he can kiss and flirt.
Well, that smooth talker's kissin' my girl,
I'm just kissin' dirt.
Yes, I'm the lonely stuntman,
that made a lover out of Burt.