album: The College Dropout (2004)
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[Kanye] 

Now beat that. 
And your mother's sayin go to college 
So you finish college and it's wondeful 
You feel so good. 
Now after all the patrying and crazin, 
And don't forget about that drug habit you picked up at school bein around your peers 
Hey! Now you'll get that 25 thous job a year 
And you'll spend all your money on crack-cocaine 
But it'll be your money. 
No more borrowing from mom for my high 
So now you get your degree tatooed on your back you're so excited about it 

If you continue to work at the Gap 
After several interviews 
Oh My God, you'll come in at an entry level position 
And when you do that, if you kiss enough ass 
You'll move up to the next level, 
Which is bein a secretary's secretary! 
And boy is that great. 
You get to take messages for the secretary who never went to college 
She's actually the boss's niece! 
So now you're part of the family 

You know what college does for you? 
It makes you really smart man. 
All you kids wanted talk in the back of the class? 
Not me, I listened, ok 
I was a, hall-monitor. 
It was meant to be. 
You know how many classes I took? 
Extra classes, extra classes 
No I've never had sex! 
But ya know what? 
My degree keeps me satisfied. 

When a lady walked wit me she say 
Ya know what's sexy? 
No I don't know what it is 
But I bet I could add up all the change in your purse, 
Very fast

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