album: Third Rock from the Sun (1994)
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I'm not a wealthy man don't pay for my sun tan
I work out in the heat and the cold
Sometimes I'd like to be the big bad wolf
Instead of just another sheep in the fold
I hear the rich man hollar 'bout the shrinkin' dollar
Cry about a luxury tax
They won't let him write off his little 80 foot yacht
I'd like to have a problem like that. 

Oh, I'd like to have a problem like that. 
Should I buy the Porsche or the stretch Cadillac? 
Do I wanna drive fast, or just ride around in the back? 
I'd like to have a problem like that. 

I saw a celebrity talkin' on the T.V.
He looked like a tall Tom Cruise
He's seein' Sheela and Bambi, Linda and Candy
Burnin' both ends of his fuse
He said he's suffocatin' he needs a vacation
He can't find time to relax
From all the kissin' and huggin' and sweet talkin' lovin'
I'd like to have a problem like that

I'd like to have a problem like that 
Be a one man woman jugglin' act 
How many can you keep in the air 
Before you loose track? 
I'd like to have a problem like that 

I'd like to be too rich, I'd like to be too thin. 
I'd like to be too young, I'd like to be too in. 
Should I kiss and tell, and write a book on my life? 
How much can I get for the movie rights? 

I'd like to have a problem like that 
Be a tabloid star at the check-out rack 
Should I drag 'em through court, or tell 'em to kiss my facts? 
I'd like to have a problem like that. 

Give me those problems, I think that I can solve 'em. 
I'd like to have a problem like that.

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