Hugh Cornwell Lyrics
"Miss Teazyweezy"

Her hair it always looks a mess
She could be under stress
Miss Teazyweezy
Why do I let her get my goat
But she still gets my vote
She finds it easy
Miss Teazyweezy
She declares war on everyone
Be careful with your tongue
Miss Teazyweezy
You could call it civil defence
She's probably too tense
Miss Teazyweezy

Oh Miss Teazyweezy
See what you have done
Oh Miss Teazyweezy
She's only having fun

Her hair's a state declaring war
And life's a dreadful bore for Teazyweezy
South Africans can rock her jeep
By trying to be deep with Teazyweezy
With scissors ready in her hands
Nobody stands a chance she's so bloodthirsty
With dueling like you've never seen
Call her African Queen she'll do her worsty

Oh Miss Teazyweezy
See what you have done
Oh Miss Teazyweezy
She's only having fun