Hinder Lyrics
"Bad Mutha Fucka"

I'm laying in bed
With a lit cigarette
Can't say if last night
Was a blonde or brunette

Megawatts is on the phone
Keeps blowing me up
And there's three shots of whiskey
In my coffee cup

I'm a bad mutha fucka, heeh
(Hehehehe)
I'm a bad mutha fucka
(I'M A BAD MUTHA FUCKA! Hehehe)

I can polish off a bottle
In the blink of an eye
I can drink all night
And not pay a dime

Just as soon kick your ass
As I take a piss
Even fuckin' Chuck Norris
Don't want none of this

I'm a bad mutha fucka (Hehe)

I can pick up any chick
That I meet at the bar
I can even take the one
Right off of your arm

I got a woman at home
Got a kid on the way
I got a girl in New York
And four more in L.A.

I'm a bad mutha fucka
(Mutha fucka, hehehe)
I'm a bad mutha fucka (Hehe)
(Hahaha)

I get hookers by the hand
Four-five at a time
But they're the ones paying me
By the end of the night

Pimps hunt me down
And try to get the cash
And then me and Samuel Jackson
Bust a cap in their ass

We're bad mutha fuckas, come on

I write bad checks to the IRS
I'm a master at passin sobreity tests
I sell dope to the Hot Topic kids at the mall
I'm like OJ baby, I get away with it all
It wasn't me

I'm a bad mutha fucka
And he's in jail mutha fucka, come on

I got a room in my house for my ten-foot bong
I'm pretty sure George Thurgor even wrote me a song
I'm a bad, bad, bad to the bone, mutha fucka
Bad to the bone

There's only one mutha fucka that may be badder than me...
That may be Rock Williams (?)

Now, before I sing this, I want you to know that I was raised Catholic
But I'm a virgin alter boy

I get stoned on Sunday then take my grandma to church
I pick up all the girls in the catholic skirts,
I tell them i got a big van full of toys
Hell, it's better than the preacher jerkin' off little boys

He's worse than a bad mutha fucka
I'm a bad mutha fucka he's a bad bad man

I'm just sayin.. I dunno what you call that. Burning in hell?