Herman's Hermits Lyrics
"Two Lovely Black Eyes"

Strolling with me mate down Petticoat Lane
I fancied this bird, so I asked her her name
Pointed to her husband, six foot two
Oh, what a surprise

Two lovely black eyes, two lovely black eyes
Only for telling the man he was wrong
I got two lovely black eyes

Strolling with the bird down Bethnell Green
Suddenly by, my wife I have seen
Oh, what a rumpus, oh, what a din
She blacked my eyes with a rolling pin

I got two lovely black eyes, two lovely black eyes
Only for telling my wife she was wrong
I got two lovely black eyes, everybody
Two lovely black eyes, two lovely black eyes
Only for telling my wife she was wrong
I got two lovely black eyes, la la la

La la la la la, la la la la la
La la la la la la la la la la
La la la la la, once more

Two lovely black eyes, oh, what a surprise
Only for telling the man he was drunk
I got two lovely black eyes, one more time
Two lovely black eyes, everybody, oh, what a surprise
Only for telling my wife she was wrong
I got two lovely black eyes

La la la la la, la la la la la
La la la la la la la la la la
I got two lovely black eyes, everybody
Two lovely black eyes, la la la la la.........