Hanson Lyrics
"Man From Milwaukee"

It started at a bus stop in the middle of nowhere
Sitting beside me was a man with no hair
From the look on his face to the size of his toes
He comes from a place that nobody knows

Oh
Maybe I'm hallucinating
Hyperventilating
Letting this big-toed
Bald man sitting here tell me about the sky
Maybe I'm hallucinating
Hyperventilating
If you asked me now then I couldn't tell you why

I've been sitting here too long by a man from Milwaukee
He's talking too long on his yellow walkie talkie
He's talking to Mars but I think he's wacky
He says they'll come get him
Come get him someday

He says where he's from is called Albertane
There they use more than 10% of the brain
But you couldn't tell it from they way they behave
They run around in underwear and they never shave

Oh
Maybe I'm hallucinating
Hyperventilating
Letting this big-toed
Bald man sitting here tell me about the sky
Maybe I'm hallucinating
Hyperventilating
If you asked me now then I couldn't tell you why

I've been sitting here too long by a man from Milwaukee
He's talking too long on his yellow walkie talkie
He's talking to Mars but I think he's wacky
He says they'll come get him
Come get him someday
Yeah

This is Mother Bird calling Baby Bird
Baby Bird come in
Come in Baby Bird
For the love of Pete come in
This is Baby Bird
Sorry I was watching Court TV
Do you copy
Do you copy
Of course we copy 24 hours a day in color

You wouldn't believe me if I told you the rest
The man sitting by me who was just barely dressed
Flew off to Milwaukee or perhaps Albertane
And left me at the bus stop just barely sane

Oh
Maybe I'm hallucinating
Hyperventilating
If you asked me now then I couldn't tell you why

I've been sitting here too long thinking 'bout Milwaukee
I've been talking too long on my yellow walkie talkie
I'm talking to Mars
You might think I'm wacky
I know they'll come get me
Come get me someday

I know they'll come get me and take me away
I know they'll come get me
Come get me someday
If not tomorrow then maybe today