Half Man Half Biscuit Lyrics
"Dickie Davies Eyes"

Mention 'the lord of the rings' just once more
and ill more than likely kill you
moorcock moorcock Michael Moorcock
you fervently moan
is this a wok that youve shoved down my throat
or are you just pleased to see me
Brian Moore's head looks uncannily like London Planetarium

And all those people who you romantically
like to still believe are alive
are dead
and ill wipe my snot on the arm of your chair
as you put another Roger Dean poster on the wall

God I could murer a cadbury's flake
but then i guess you wouldnt let me into heaven
or maybe you would 'cause their adverts promote oral sex
a romany bint in a field with her paints
suggesting we faint at her beauty
but shes got Dickie Davies eyes

And all those people who you romantically
like to still believe are alive
are dead
and ill wipe my snot on the arm of your chair
as you put another Roger Dean poster on the wall

And all those people who you romantically
like to still believe are alive
are dead
and ill wipe my snot on the arm of your chair
as you put another Roger Dean poster on the wall