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"You're A Mean One, Mr. Grinch"

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You're a mean one, Mr Grinch
You really are a heel
You're as cuddly as a cactus
You're as charming as an eel
Mr. Grinch!
You're a bad banana
With a greasy black peel!

You're a monster, Mr. Grinch!
Your heart's an empty hole
Your brain is full of spiders
You have garlic in your soul
Mr. Grinch!
I wouldn't touch you
With a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!

You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch!
You have termites in your smile
You have all the tender sweetness
Of a seasick crocodile
Mr. Grinch!
Given a choice between the two of you
I'd take the seasick crocodile!

You're a rotter, Mr. Grinch!
You're the king of sinful sots!
Your the heart of a dead tomato
Washed with moldy, purple spots
Mr. Grinch!
You're a three-decker sauerkraut
And toadstool sandwich
Laced with arsenic sauce!

You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch!
You're a nasty, wasty skunk!
Your heart is full of unwashed socks
Your soul is full of gunk
Mr. Grinch!
The three words that best describe you
Are as follows, and I quote
"Stink, stank, stunk!"

You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch
This song is from the album "More Than a Story".