Funkdoobiest Lyrics
"Bow Wow Wow"

I bow wow wow yippy-o yippy-a to the funk

Punk

I put you in my trunk

Like a good fella, I'm a good speller

Yet I get retarded like hellen keller

Take it, I'll kick it, better I'll flick it

Just like a booger, I fuck around with hookers

Like Tina Turner, I'm a fast learner

Earning up my wealth, now I go for self

Like barney rubble, who's always in trouble

I'm quick on the double, you'll never see me fumble

Like a quaterback, think I outta smack

Wack MC's who think they're all of that

I bow wow wow yippy-o yippy-a to the funk

A bow wow wow

I bow wow wow yippy-o yippy-a to the funk

A bow wow wow

I bow wow wow yippy-o yippy-a to the funk

A bow wow wow

I bow wow wow yippy-o yippy-a to the funk

A bow wow wow

It ain't no hassle, I'll grab my lasso

Check a punk asshole, like Eddie Haskle

Yet I'm not the reaper or sigorny weaver

I'll bust a stunt punk like cold

Then do the Polka, I'm iller then The Joker

I'm not mediocar like almond mocca

I'm flavor, behavior is ill when I spill

You'll be fucked just like fire marshall bill

'Cause I cause disasters like the dukes of hazard

I'll shatter you kid if you step punk bastard

Zero, weirdo, the funk suerhero

Yeah, you scare me, just like a scarecrow

I bow wow wow yippy-o yippy-a to the funk

A bow wow wow

I bow wow wow yippy-o yippy-a to the funk

A bow wow wow

I bow wow wow yippy-o yippy-a to the funk

A bow wow wow

I bow wow wow yippy-o yippy-a to the funk

A bow wow wow

Eanni meanni, I funk like Hudini

No, I run shit punk, like Mussalini

I'm skinny

Kid like me dreams of tiny bikinis

Ralph rocks a beanie

Flips it, smacks it, do the Michael Jackson

Bring your crew punk, cut you in fractions

Action packed, wanna come back

On the drunk track, sharp like a thumb tac

I'm in the Congos, I chill like Tonto

When it comes to the funk, I rock pronto

I bow wow wow yippy-o yippy-a to the funk

A bow wow wow

I bow wow wow yippy-o yippy-a to the funk

A bow wow wow

I bow wow wow yippy-o yippy-a to the funk

A bow wow wow

I bow wow wow yippy-o yippy-a to the funk

A bow wow wow