Frank Zappa Lyrics
"On the bus"

Whereupon the house combo at the Brasserie drifts into a modified version
of one of Toad-O's big hit numbers BUDDY JONES stares longingly at the
little nozzles pooching out of Mary's moistened upper clothing, but it's too
late...WARREN, one of the other guys from Joe's Garage Band has already
recognized her (he's now one of the foremost disco-fusion rhythm guitar
players on the Wet T-shirt Circuit, currently providing exciting strummery
here in Miami), and is in the process of getting the details of her life on
the bus with LARRY and the other jolly road crew lads. He eventually
sends JOE a letter with this information in it...

Central Scrutinizer:
This is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER...Meanwhile, Joe hears about Mary's
naughty exploits. He falls in with a fast crowd and gets seduced by a girl
who works at the Jack-In-The-Box, named Lucille, who gives him an
unpronounceable disease...