Fountains of Wayne Lyrics
"Richie And Ruben"

They opened up a bar called living hell
Right from the start it didn't go to well
They didn't have the vibe or quite the right clientele
They bought a velvet rope and the doorman laughed
They got robbed blind by half the wait'staff
6 short weeks and they were forced to sell

Richie And Ruben
dont know what they're doing
Richie and Rueben
Are both a little out of their minds
Don't give them a dime
They'll blow through your dough
Just like they blew through mine

whoa a-whoa-oh-oh
whoa a-whoa-oh-oh

Where did the money go?
Where did the money go?

They opened a boutique they called Debris
Together with some kid from F.I.T.
The later it turned out he never quite got his degree
Eleven hundred bucks for a ripped up shirt
That came pre-stained with bleach and black dirt
Seemed just a little bit too steep to me

Richie and Ruben
Don't know what they're doin'
Richie and Ruben
Are both a little out of their minds
Don't give them a dime
They'll blow through your dough
Just like they blew through mine

And ever since the seventh grade
They've been saying that we've got it made
And I still haven't gotten paid
Gotten paid at all

whoa a-whoa-oh-oh
whoa a-whoa-oh-oh
Where did the money go?

Richie and Ruben
Don't know what they're doin'
Richie and Ruben
Are both a little
They're both a little
They're both a little
Out of their minds