Fleming & John Lyrics
"That's All I Know"

Daddy's crawling around on his knees and hands,
But all he finds is popcorn and rubber bands,
And he says to me you had it last you channel surfing maniac.
It didn't just sprout legs and run out of the room,
So I said go ahead interrogate me,
If you must incarcerate me,
But I already told you what I know,

And that's all I know, so please don't ask me anymore.
That's all I know!

Now he's combing through every ounce of trash,
He thinks that I threw it out with his corned beef hash,
And he says "why can't you keep up with anything?
You know you'd lose your head if it wasn't so big"
And I say go ahead just scrutinize me,
Then why don't you hypnotize me?
You'll see I'm telling you the truth,

And that's all I know so please don't ask me anymore.
That's all I know!

Well I love you Mom, and I love you Daddy,
And I sure am glad that you had me,
But is it worth it? Over a stupid remote control?

That's all I know, the rest will fall in place.
I'm sure that's all I know so please don't ask me anymore.
That's all I know!