Family Guy Lyrics
"You And I Are"

* = Talking

Both-
You and I are
So awfully different
Too awfully different
To ever be pals

Stewie- *Do you want to go first?*
Brian- *Yeah I'll go*

Brian- Your favorite hero is the Marquis de Sade
Stewie- *Oh you're one to talk,* You get a stiffy from Phylicia Rashad
Brian- *Oh one time*

Stewie- I've a style flair, just look at my hip hair
Brian- *Oh yeah, that's quite a nice doo there*
Stewie- *Oh thanks*
Brian- *FOR ME TO POOP ON*
Stewie- *What?*
Brian- *Oh come on you look like Charlie brown*
Stewie- *Bite me snoopy*

Both-
Theres not,
A whole lot,
That we've got
To agree on

Brian- 'Cause I like the strings of a classical score
Stewie- And I like that singer who looks like a whore
Brian- *Ricky Martin?*
Stewie- *Love 'im*

Both-
We're too different to ever be pals

Both-
You and I are
(doo doo doop)
So awfully different
(doo doo doop)
Too awfully different
(doo doo doop)
To ever be pals
(doo doo doo doo doo doo dooyadoo doop)

Brian- Your head's as massive as a meteorite
Stewie- *Oh very funny,* You have a weenie like a Christmas tree light
Brian- I'd bet money
You'll marry a honey
Who's pretty and funny
And her name will be Ted
Stewie- *Oh a gay joke*
Brian- *I just work with what you give me*
Both- *You might think we're in sync, but we stink, as a duo...*

Brian- Cause you get a kick out of carnage and guts
Stewie- And you get a kick out of stroking your-
Brian- *Whoa, whoa, you can't say that on T.V.*
Stewie- *What, ego?*
Brian- *Nevermind*

Both-
We're too different to ever be pals!