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* = Talking

Both-
You and I are 
So awfully different
Too awfully different
To ever be palls

Stewie- *Do you want to go first?*
Brian-   *Yeah I’ll go*

Brian-     Your favorite hero is the Marquee de Sad
Stewie-  *Oh you're one to talk,* You get a stiffy from Phylicia Rashad
Brian-    *Oh one time*

Stewie-    I’ve a style flair, just look at my hip hair
Brian-     *Oh yeah, that’s quite a nice do there*
Stewie-   *Oh thanks*
Brian-     *FOR ME TO POOP ON*
Stewie-   *What?*
Brian-     *Oh come on you look like Charlie brown*
Stewie-   *Bite me snoopy*

Both-
Theres not, 
A whole lot,
That weve got
To agree on

Brian-     ‘Cause I like the strains of a classical score
Stewie-    And I like that singer who looks like a whore
Brian-    *Rickie Martin?*
Stewie-  *Luv’ ‘em.*

Both-
Were too different to ever be palls

Both-
You and I are 
(doo doo doop)
So awfully different
(doo doo doop)
Too awfully different
(doo doo doop)
To ever be palls
(doo doo doo doo doo doo dooyadoo doop)

Brian-     Your head’s as massive as a meteorite
Stewie-  *Oh very funny,* You have a weenie like a Christmas tree light
Brian-      I’d bet money
You’ll marry a honey
Who’s pretty and funny
And her name will be Ted
Stewie-  *Oh a gay joke* 
Brian-    *I just work with what you give me*
Both-     *You might think we're N*SYNC, but we stink! As a duo...*

Brian-      Because you get a kick out of carnage and guts
Stewie-    And you get a kick out of stroking your-
Brian-    *Whoa, whoa, you can’t say that on T.V.*
Stewie-  *What ego?*
Brian-    *Nevermind*

Both-
We’re too different to ever be palls!

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