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Send "We're Off On The Road To Rhode Island" Ringtone to Cell

We're off on the road to Rhode Island 
We're having the time of our lives. 

Stewie: Take it dog... 

Brian: We're quite a pair of partners, 
Just Like Thelma and Louise. 
'cept you're not six feet tall 
Stewie: Yes and your breasts don't reach your knees. 
Brian: Give it time. 

We're off on the road to Rhode Island, 
We're certainly going in style. 

Brian: I'm with an intellectual, who craps inside his pants. 
Stewie: How dare you. At least I don't leave urine stains on all the household plants. 
Brian: Oh, pee jokes 

We've travelled a bit and we've found, 
Like a masochist in Newport we're Rhode Island bound. 

Brian: Crazy travel conditions, huh? 
Stewie: First class or no class 
Brian: Woa, careful with that joke, it's an antique 

We're off on the road to Rhode Island 
We're not going to stop until we're there (Brian: Maybe for a beer). 

Brian: Whatever dangers we may face, we'll never fear or cry 
Stewie: That's right, until we're syndicated Fox will never let us die 
(Please!) 

We're off on the road to Rhode Island, 
The home of that old campus swing. 

Brian: We may pick up some college girls, and picnic on the grass. 
Stewie: We'd tell you more, but we'd have the censors on our ass. (Yikes!) 

We're off on the road to Rhode Island 
We certainly do get around. 

Like a bunch of renegade pilgrims 
Who are thrown out of Plymouth colony. 
We're Rhode Island bound. 
Or like a group of College Freshmen 
who were rejected by Harvard and forced to go to Brown.
We're RHODE ISLAND BOUND
(fades)

Send "We're Off On The Road To Rhode Island" Ringtone to Cell