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We're off on the road to Rhode Island 
We're having the time of our lives. 

Stewie: Take it dog... 

Brian: We're quite a pair of partners, 
Just Like Thelma and Louise. 
'cept you're not six feet tall 
Stewie: Yes and your breasts don't reach your knees. 
Brian: Give it time. 

We're off on the road to Rhode Island, 
We're certainly going in style. 

Brian: I'm with an intellectual, who craps inside his pants. 
Stewie: How dare you. At least I don't leave urine stains on all the household plants. 
Brian: Oh, pee jokes 

We've travelled a bit and we've found, 
Like a masochist in Newport we're Rhode Island bound. 

Brian: Crazy travel conditions, huh? 
Stewie: First class or no class 
Brian: Woa, careful with that joke, it's an antique 

We're off on the road to Rhode Island 
We're not going to stop until we're there (Brian: Maybe for a beer). 

Brian: Whatever dangers we may face, we'll never fear or cry 
Stewie: That's right, until we're syndicated Fox will never let us die 
(Please!) 

We're off on the road to Rhode Island, 
The home of that old campus swing. 

Brian: We may pick up some college girls, and picnic on the grass. 
Stewie: We'd tell you more, but we'd have the censors on our ass. (Yikes!) 

We're off on the road to Rhode Island 
We certainly do get around. 

Like a bunch of renegade pilgrims 
Who are thrown out of Plymouth colony. 
We're Rhode Island bound. 
Or like a group of College Freshmen 
who were rejected by Harvard and forced to go to Brown.
We're RHODE ISLAND BOUND
(fades)