Fake Problems Lyrics
"The Heaven & Hell Cotillion"

I'm going to heaven
and you're going to hell
Condemned for all eternity
for mistakes you've made

Remember the time
you stole that money?
When you broke in that window?
How about that Friday night
or all those Sunday morns
When you didn't go to church

That's why I'm going to heaven
and you're going to hell
Condemned for all eternity
for mistakes you've made

I can't tell you what heaven's like
and I don't know much about hell
I know hell is like a nightmare
and heaven's just a dream

(Do do dee dee doo)

I'm going to heaven
and you're going to hell (Go to hell!)
Condemned for all eternity
for mistakes you've made