Essex Young Farmers Lyrics
"Put That Hoedown"

Well I am a Young Farmer
I'm always on the farm
I'm up before the cockerel crows his crack o' dawn alarm
I produce the produce that you see in your local store
A farmer's work is never done
Of that you can be sure

Wellies to the left
Wellies to the right
'Tis a muddy road we go down
Farmers on a Friday party through the night
Down at the farmer's hoe-down

Wellies to the left
Wellies to the right
'Tis a muddy road we go down
Farmers on a Friday party through the night
Down at the farmer's hoe-down

I'm a farmer's daughter
Well used to muck and mud
But all the recent rain we've had has caused my land to flood
It's playing merry havoc and disrupting all my work
Without the Friday hoe-down now I think I'd go berserk
So!

Wellies to the left
Wellies to the right
'Tis a muddy road we go down
Farmers on a Friday party through the night
Down at the farmer's hoe-down

Wellies to the left
Wellies to the right
'Tis a muddy road we go down
Farmers on a Friday party through the night
Down at the farmer's hoe-down

We plough, we sow, we reap and mow
So to make the good things grow
Drain that water, save that bale
Whether snow, fog, rain or hail
We'll sort the land out come what may
And when the sun shines
We'll make hay!

One bright morn I was harvesting the corn when a bull broke loose
So I took him by the horn
I got him to the cowshed an' shut the double door
One potato, two potato, three potato, four

I am a Young Farmer
I milk a dairy cow
I've got a massive tractor and a great big field to plough
I produce the produce that you see'n your local shop
A farmer's work is never done that's why we never stop

Wellies to the left
Wellies to the right
'Tis a muddy road we go down
Farmers on a Friday party through the night
Down at the farmer's hoe-down

Wellies to the left
Wellies to the right
'Tis a muddy road we go down
Farmers on a Friday party through the night
Down at the farmer's hoe-down

Wellies to the left
Wellies to the right
'Tis a muddy road we go down
Farmers on a Friday party through the night
Down at the farmer's hoe-down

Wellies to the left
Wellies to the right
'Tis a muddy road we go down
Farmers on a Friday party through the night
Down at the farmer's hoe-down

Put That Hoedown!