album: Relapse
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***** in scottish accent********* 
ohh! it’s muic to my ears! 
oh man! 
how can i describe… the way i feel?! 
fuckin great man!…..ok! 
let me see…how could i begin? 
****** end of scottish accent ***** 

locked in mariah’s wine cellar all i had for lunch 
was red wine more red wine and captain crunch 
red wine for breakfast and for bunch 
and to soak up in an between snack crackers to munch 
mariah what ever happened to us? why did we have to break up? 
all i asked for was a glass of punch 
you see i never really asked for much 
i can’t imagine whats 
going through you mind after such 
a nasty BREAK-up 
with that latin hunk 
luis-miguel, nick cannon better back the fuck-up 
i’m not playing i want her back ya punk 
this is hello kitty bed spread satin funk 
mixed with egyptian with a little rappin punk 
Zappin Eric Clapton Shaq brings out da crunk 
and yeah baby i want another crack at cha 
you can beat me with any spatula that you want 
i mean i really want you bad ya cunt 
nick you had your fun 
i come to kick you in your sack of junk 
man i could use a fresh batch of blood 
so prepare your vernacular 
for dracula acupuncture 

********chorus********* 
bagpipes from baghdad 
when will it ever cease for pete’s sake he crazy to say the least 
bagpipes from baghdad 
what’s going through my mind half the time 
when my rhymes are blowing up my… 
bagpipes from baghdad 
somebody turn the vacancy sign on cuz im gone blowing up my … 
bagpipes from baghdad 
i run the streets and act like a mad man holding a glad bag… 
******** end of chorus ************** 

you can be a permanent fixture 
in my lyrical mixture 
im the miracle whip the tricksta 
my sig-niture sound 
when the tuba lips sticks around 
im bound to put it on in an instant wow man 
what an ensemble, what an assortment of pharmaceuticals 
this beautiful pill left dust on my palm my cuticles 
get residue form just touching the bottle 
never knew i could remind me so much of my mama 
i cut you like (darma??) 
pull the butcher knife you ya 
the size of saw board im like the fuckin rex on ya 
get it stuck in your cornea, nice knowing you norman 
your so fuckin annoying drive the shovel boy 
you'll know what the fuck you doing 
i aint playing no fuckin more, nick cannon you prick 
i wish you luck with the fuckin whore 
every minute there’s a sucker born 
snuck up on (Melaca ??) 
made the muthafucker suck on a (suckacorn??) 
sucka? suckacorn? suckacorn?? 
hit jason in the face with a hockey puck 
and told him its fucking on 
man what the fuck are you doing 
you running over snow blower 
with the lawn mower blowing your… 

********chorus********* 
bagpipes from baghdad 
when will it ever cease for pete’s sake he crazy to say the least 
bagpipes from baghdad 
what’s going through my mind half the time 
when my rhymes are blowing up my… 
bagpipes from baghdad 
somebody turn the vacancy sign on cuz im gone blowing up my … 
bagpipes from baghdad 
i run the streets and act like a mad man holding a glad bag… 
******** end of chorus ************** 

in the bed with two brain dead lesbian vegetables 
i bet you they'll become heterosexuals 
nothing will stop me from molesting you 
titty fucking you till your breast nipples flesh tickles my testicles is 
what they said to the two conjoined twins 
hows it going girlfriends you needs a boyfriend? 
you need some ointment, just set up an appointment 
who’s-gonna-go-see-the-doctor first? we’ll do a coin flip 
i just got my one year sobriety coin chip 
when the bad get going how bad does going get? 
baby you shouldn’t have any trouble rubbing groins with 
each other especially when you joined at the hip 
im going to get the needle and thread from the sowing kit 
in attempt to separate em and stitch em back together at the loins…shit 
your the little boy with the chocolate chips ahoy chip 
cookie looky even took me a polaroid…. 

********chorus********* 
bagpipes from baghdad 
when will it ever cease for pete’s sake he crazy to say the least 
bagpipes from baghdad 
what’s going through my mind half the time 
when my rhymes are blowing up my… 
bagpipes from baghdad 
somebody turn the vacancy sign on cuz im gone blowing up my … 
bagpipes from baghdad 
i run the streets and act like a mad man holding a glad bag… 
******** end of chorus ************** 

******using auto-tune********** 
huhulaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa 
huhummm diddddly laaaaaaaaaa

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