Dork Lyrics
"That Special Anyone"

I saw her from a far, way across the bar. Is she hot or am I desperate?
I order her a drink, she gives me a wink, already know I will regret it
Well she took the bait, walking to her place, all alone I need protection
She said she's not a whore, the sock is on the door, a one-night stand played to perfection

Foggy mistake, I should have put a bag on her face
Hoping, praying she doesn't ask me if I'm staying

As I leave her house, quiet as a mouse. Swift exit done as she's sleeping
Through a noisy gate, I make a clean escape, in a car my friends are waiting
I tell them she was fine, knowing it's a lie, in the back my mind is racing
She said she's not a whore, I've heard that before, painful tests are what I'm facing

Foggy mistake, I should have put a bag on her face
Hoping, praying it doesn't burn when I'm urinating

HPV, Syphilis tell me doc am I at high risk
Lesson learned, point taken, invincible a misconception

Foggy mistake, I should have put a bag on her face
Celebrating, it doesn't burn when I'm urinating
Bullet dodger, I'm not prepared to be a father
No more mistakes, I'll bring a bag for more than her face

Lesson learned, point taken, a one-night stand played to perfection