Dolly Parton Lyrics
"Lover Du Jour"

What are you looking at, lover boy?
It won't do you any good,
'Cause I know your kind!
If you wanna be mine,
We gotta get this understood!

Oh, I'm not gonna be your, be your lover du jour
Your special of the day, no way, I'll do farewell, bonjour
Pardon my French, but there's no chance in hell for you, for sure
If you think that I will be your, be your lover du jour
Pas moi (Lover du jour), not me!

I am well aware of your good looks and sexy ways
Serving up yourself to girls to satisfy your taste
The fresh catch of the day, on your Romeo buffet
Served up hot and ready, just having it your way

Well, if I'm on the menu, you'd better get this straight
Me and you had better come to terms before you grab your plate
Don't even place your order if you believe that I
I'm just some cheesy little dish, just another chickie pie

No, I'm not gonna be your, be your lover du jour
The flavor of the day, no way, I'll do farewell, bonjour
Pardon my French but there's no chance in hell that I endure
The fact that I would only be your lover du jour
Oubliez-moi (Lover du jour), forget me!

Still looking, lover boy?
Have you changed your view?
I told you once, I'll say it again
I'll take no merde from you! (That's crap!)

If you want something appetizing
Something real and satisfying
I'll be worth a second look, but that's the only way!

'Cause, I'm not gonna be your, be your amour du jour
Your playmate of the day, no way, I'll do farewell, bonjour
'Cause I won't be caught up in all your charm and your allure
No, I'm not gonna be your, be your lover du jour!

No, I'm not gonna be your, be your lover du jour!
The special of the day, no way, I'll do farewell, bonjour!
Pardon my French, but there's no chance in hell that I'll endure
The fact that I would only be your lover du jour
No, I'm not gonna be your, be your lover du jour!
Your lover du jour!
Hm hm hm c'est dommage (Too bad!)

Now, I am not for your amusement
I am not a toy, you're nothing but trouble!
Ooh you're a bad bad boy! (Amour du jour)
I am a tasty starter around a full course meal
Desert after dinner drink, and you can have your fill

Pardon my French
Tu ne causes que des ennuis
Tu es un mauvais garçon
Any questions? (Haha)
Oh my French is awful but my love is awesome
(Haha) Ooh, they're gonna laugh at me in France
Sorry (Hahaha)