Dead Kennedys Lyrics
"Too Drunk To Fuck"

Went to a party
I danced all night
I had 16 beers
And I started up a fight

But now I'm jaded
You're out of luck
I'm rollin' down the stairs
Too drunk to fuck

Too drunk to fuck
Too drunk to fuck
Too drunk to fuck
I'm too drunk, too drunk, Too drunk
To fuck

I like your stories
I love your gun
Shooting out Truck tires
Sounds like loads and loads of fun

But in my room
Wish you were dead
You bawl like the baby
In Eraserhead

Too drunk to fuck
Too drunk to fuck
Too drunk to fuck
It's all I need right now
Too drunk to fuck

I'm 'bout to drop
My head's a mess
The only salvation is
I'll never see you again

You give me head
It makes it worse
Take out your fuckin' retainer
Put it in your purse

I'm too drunk to fuck
You're too drunk to fuck
Too drunk to fuck
It's all I need right now, oh baby
I'm melting like an ice cream bar
Oh baby

And now I got diarrhea
Too drunk to fuck
Yeah,Yeah
Yeah,Yeah
Yeah,Yeah
Ooooohhh...