Dana Dane Lyrics
"Delancey Street"

Next stop: Delancey Street<br />
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Step lively, and ah - watch the closing doors<br />
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[ VERSE 1 ]<br />
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I can't express it any plainer<br />
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That I'm a entertainer<br />
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People call me Dane, but my real name is Dana<br />
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I've came here just to put you on<br />
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Cause I'm taking the rapping world by storm<br />
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In the rap I've made a change<br />
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A change that no other out there can claim<br />
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Now what I've done will make you laugh<br />
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So don't you ever be offended by the words I pass<br />
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I'll make you tickle, make your butt wiggle<br />
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You'll tell your friends, and they'll chuckle and giggle<br />
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Now this little story's called Delancey Street<br />
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It's the place where clothes are bought and people meet<br />
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Each city has a place that's quite the same<br />
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Even though it might go by a different name<br />
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Delancey Street<br />
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Delancey Stree-eet<br />
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Delancey Street<br />
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This story can't be beat<br />
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[ VERSE 2 ]<br />
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Well, I went to Delancey Street to buy some wears<br />
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Even though I already had on fresh gear<br />
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Go into the store to buy a Kangol<br />
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I took out my wallet and my fat money roll<br />
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When three females walked up to me<br />
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There was a white, a black, the other Chinese<br />
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The white girl said, "My name is Dawn<br />
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And I love your gear by Louis Vuitton"<br />
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The black girl said, "My name is Jane"<br />
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And she couldn't keep her hands off the fresh gold chains<br />
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The Chinese girl, her name Sushi<br />
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She was foggin up the '86 Guccis<br />
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I thought they wanted to conversate<br />
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Then they all pulled out a six-shooter trey-eight<br />
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Three fresh females, who would have thought<br />
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Cause they tried to rob me, I almost got caught<br />
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I stood there for a minute, tried to concentrate<br />
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I tried to think of a way for me to escape<br />
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No one in sight, one thing to do<br />
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(You mean you ran, Dana Dane?) Damn right I flew<br />
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Up the block and through an alley<br />
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Yo, I cold dogged my fresh new Bally's<br />
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I ran through some water and some dog -<br />
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But I don't give a damn, I wouldn't be their vic'<br />
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Oh no, not me, not while I have feet<br />
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So then I dipped over to Orchard Street<br />
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Around the corner, past the brick house<br />
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And right in back of me, droolin from the mouth<br />
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Yes, them three females at hot pursuit<br />
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Then all of a sudden they began to shoot<br />
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I flundered, blundred, all the shots thundered<br />
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(Where did you run?) That's what I wondered<br />
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So confused, my head still in the wind<br />
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A sign up the street that read (dead end)<br />
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[ VERSE 3 ]<br />
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Now here they came, just as plain as day<br />
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Runnin down the street like _Three The Hard Way_<br />
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I approached the stop, the temper grew<br />
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And then the girl screams out: (Yo, damn it, don't move!)<br />
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They continued strong like the quiet storm<br />
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"Lover boy, run everything that you've got on"<br />
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"Run your Gucci, your Louis and your fresh gold chains<br />
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And your Bally shoes, we want it all from you"<br />
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Now max this move, what could I do?<br />
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Nowhere to run, no one to run to<br />
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The girls just didn't know who I am<br />
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But I knew a way to get out this jam<br />
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I stood in their face, took on the loud racket<br />
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Opened up my ??? jacket<br />
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Printed on my shirt, yes, there's bold and plain<br />
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'I'm not the one, the Rapper Dana Dane'<br />
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Well, the girls caught the message, it was plain to see<br />
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They might as well have said (Dana Dane, you're free)<br />
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Cause Jane came by, she winked her eye<br />
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And Dawn came over, grabbed me at my fly<br />
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And that's about the time when Sushi came near<br />
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She kissed me on my cheek and blew in my ear<br />
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Each one of them tryin to grab my hand<br />
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Screamin "Leave him!," to the other (Dana Dane's my man)<br />
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I knew it: they'd blew it<br />
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Punches were thrown, they got into it<br />
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They rumbled, battled, wrestled like cattle<br />
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"She made me do it!", they began to tattle<br />
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Swollen eyes and busted lips<br />
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Cause I think all of them got pistol-whipped<br />
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But I don't care, do you hear what I say?<br />
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I just wiped off my Bally's, went on my way<br />
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And they're still not friends till this very day