Cracker Lyrics
"River Euphrates"

River Euphrates
Is longer than you
A wandering drag queen
A Hasidic Jew

River Euphrates
At Hollywood and vine
A Nubian princess
She's drunk all the time

River Euphrates
Somewhere in space
She's watching free cable
She digs microwaves

River Euphrates
Thinks she's a liar
I'll love you forever
Love me a week

River Euphrates
You fell like a star
Hide you in Mecca
Buy you a car

River Euphrates
You black shiny stone
I'll love you forever
But you're never home

River Euphrates
Somewhere in space
Watching free cable
She digs microwaves

[Unverified] there is like no other
And only one God
And River Euphrates is it
And that is her job

Oh yeah, alright