Cledus T. Judd Lyrics
"I Love Nascar"

We got owners favorite drivers
Boy that Tony Stewarts a whiner (crying)
And we got rookies advertisers
Like...Uh let's see
Havolene, target, sharpie,
Caterpillar, Nextel, Mt. Dew,
Dupont, Lowes, Home Depot,
Kodak, M&M's, UPS, Tide,Alltel,Gillette, Kellogg's, Viagra,
Dewalt and Budweiser
But the trophy girls still
Have my favorite parts (whistles)
Vroom Vroom Vroom vroom vroom
I love NASCAR

We got cautions we got pit stops
You can't hear a dang thang once
The flag drop
And poor Kyle Petty and Swerving Marlin
Are gonna find it tough to beat Mark Martin
Cause that Viagra car is always driven hard
Vrrrooomm Vrrooomm Vroom vroom vroom
I love NASCAR

I love NASCAR it's my kinda race
Just watching Jeff Gordon plow up the wall
Puts a smile on Dale Jr.'s face
No caviar, its beer and MOPAR
Vroom Vroom Vroom vroom vroom
I love NASCAR

I like short tracks, you'll see more wrecks
And about a million screamin rednecks
And ole Jeff Burton and poor Mike Skinner
Well they've... done forgot what its like to be a winner
And Ken Schraders still aint sure who his sponsors are
Vroom Vroom Vroom vroom vroom
I love NASCAR

(Cledus Talking to Pit Crew)

I like football (I like football) I like my wrestling
I like a good game of air hockey
I like some ping pong now and then
How bout you Toby?

(Toby)
Well I love NASCAR it's my kinda race
Just to see Big E back on the track
Would put a smile on every face
No one drove a car quite like Earnhardt
Vroom Vroom Vroom vroom vroom
I love NASCAR

Vroom Vroom Vroom vroom vroom
I love NASCAR
Gentlemen start your engines
I love NASCAR