!!! Lyrics
"Hello? Is This Thing On?"

Sometimes you don't say nothing
'Cause you got nothing to say
And sometimes you tell it all
So who's listening anyway
And you don't know for certain
But you think you might be a bore
Don't wanna be nobody's burden
So you just hit the dance floor
'Cause the opportunities presented
Stop you dead
Stuttering on the sentences
Sometimes asking questions
That no one cares 'bout what the answer is

Watching others' conversation from your place against the wall
You should have something worth saying
If you could only find a place in the bathroom stall
But remember when you come out
Don't you dare look inside the bathroom mirror
What is it, what was it and does it even matter anymore?

Hey, am I making any sense at all?
Does anyone here speak English?
'Cause everybody's acting like I'm crazy
Hey, am I making any sense at all?
Hey, is this thing on?
Is this thing on?
And I must confess or maybe you've already guessed
The you is me, I made up the rest
And I must confess or maybe you've already guessed
The you is me, I made up the rest

And don't you know, sometimes I could just kill for a good conversation