Cannonball Statman Lyrics
"Theme From Cannonball Statman"

You and I have a problem
We don't even know it
You told me you'd come to my show

But you ended up in the shopping mall
Shopping for your clothes
You ended up in the shopping mall
Shopping for your clothes

You told me that you'd come to my show
You ended up in the shopping mall
Shopping for your clothes

Care
I don't care
I just like living in this city
I don't care about clothes

My name is Cannonball Statman
I'm a labrador retriever
I don't care about clothes

You and I have a problem
I don't even know it
I told you
I'd come to your show

But I ended up somewhere else
Playing my own show
I ended up somewhere else
Playing my own show
I told you that I'd come to your show
I ended up somewhere else
Playing my own show

Care
I don't care
I just like living in this city
I don't care about shows

My name is Cannonball Statman
I'm a labrador retriever
I don't care about shows

Third verse
Same as the first
A little bit louder
And a little bit worse

You and I have a problem
We don't even know it
You told me you'd come to my show

But you ended up in the shopping mall
Shopping for your clothes
You ended up in the shopping mall
Shopping for your clothes

You told me that you'd come to my show
You ended up in the shopping mall
Shopping for your clothes

Care
I don't care
I just like living in this city
I don't care about clothes

My name is Cannonball Statman
I'm a labrador retriever
I don't care about clothes

You have a problem
You don't even know it
You are only human

But I'm part human and I'm part dog
I'm part human and I'm part dog
You are only human
I'm part human and I'm part dog

Care
I don't care
I just like living in this city
I'm part human and part dog

My name is Cannonball Statman
I'm a labrador retriever
I'm part human and part dog