Butt Trumpet Lyrics
"I'm Ugly And I Don't Know Why"

I was walking home from school one day
When I saw Danny standing there
I tried to show him my dirty underwear
He showed me his and nothing would compare

And he said
You're ugly
What the fuck gave birth to you?
You're ugly
And I bet your mom is too
You're ugly
Man what's with that do?
You're ugly because you're ugly

I kinda wonder when I think back to those days
Why did all the boys get scared and run away?
So I looked in the mirror to see if it was true
My reflection looked at me like it was scared too

And it said
You're ugly
What the fuck gave birth to you?
You're ugly
And I bet your mom is too
You're ugly
Man what's with that do?
You're ugly because you're ugly

Let me tell you guys a little story about my second grade love
His name was Danny
And he looked so good this one day in his plaid Tuffskins
And every day after school I would go pick him up at his classroom
And one day these three girls came out before he did
And this one girl named Heidi Weller had this handful of pumpkin seeds
And I said, "Let me see those pumpkin seeds," and she said, "No."
And I grabbed her hand and I said,
"Let me see those pumpkin seeds now, bitch!"
And I looked at them and they had Danny Irving's name
Written on every one of them damn pumpkin seeds
And I said, "Hey bitch! That's my boyfriend!
Why do you have my boyfriend's name written on all your pumpkin seeds?
I'm gonna have to kick your fuckin' ass, bitch!"
And you know what she had the nerve to say to me?

She said
You're ugly
What the fuck gave birth to you?
You're ugly
And I bet your mom is too
You're ugly
Man what's with that do?
You're ugly because you're ugly