album: Mud On The Tires [Arista Nashville] (2003)

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(Brad Paisley)

Someday I'm gonna be famous, do I have talent, well, no.
These days you don't really need it, thanks to reality shows.
Can't wait to date a supermodel, can't wait to sue my dad.
Can't wait to wreck a Ferrari on my way to rehab.

Chorus:
'Cause when you're a celebrity
It's adios reality
You' can act just like fool
People think you're cool
Just 'cause you're on TV.
I can throw major fits
When my latte isn't just how I like it
They say I've gone insane,
I'll blame it on the fame,
And the pressures that goes with
Being a celebrity.

I get to cry to Barbara Walters when things don't go my way.
I'll get community service no matter which law I break.
I'll make the supermarket tabloids, they'll write some awful stuff
But the more they run my name down the more my price goes up!

Chorus:
'Cause when you're a celebrity,
It's adios reality.
No matter what you do,
People think you're cool,
Just 'cause you're on TV.
I can fall in and out of love,
Have marriages that barely last a month.
When they go down the drain
I'll blame it on the fame
And say it's just so tough.
Being a celebrity.

So let's hitch up the wagons and head out west
To the land of fun in the sun
We'll be real world bachelor jackass millionaires
Hey, Hey, Hollywood, here we come!

Chorus:
Yeah, When you're a celebrity
It's adios reality
No matter what you do,
People think you're cool,
Just cause you're on TV.
Being a celebrity.

Yeahm celebrity!

Uh huh.

Ugh? Where's my coffee?...

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